you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Can I color on your dick again?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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