look no pants
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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