no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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