Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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