i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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