A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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