I don't think brook has ever known best
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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