look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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