Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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