HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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