Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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