Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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