Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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