I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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