and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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