like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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