On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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