Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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