you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize