"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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