i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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