Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
is wine microwaveable?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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