last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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