You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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