I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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