New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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