She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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