what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
not ubering you a puppy
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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