god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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