There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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