You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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