She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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