unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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