u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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