Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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