My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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