Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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