You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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