problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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