So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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