there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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