OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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