Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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