I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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