Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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