guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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