the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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