Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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