sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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