you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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